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You Should Have Voted Homo
Are you tired of me telling you who you shouldn’t vote for in the election? Well I am too. Thankfully the election is a week old and most of the contests have been decided. As part of my obsessive vote...
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Formulae and Other Crap
I want good old-fashioned psychotic rabbit or homogay cowboy Jake Gyllenhaal back. Since his Oscar nominated performance in Brokeback Mountain, Jake’s chosen films and performances have been seriously...
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Live Nude Girls
I was watching some music videos recently and I had a flashback to the early 1990s. We were all young and naive. We didn’t know what the world had to offer and Tipper Gore was very concerned about how...
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Save your change!
I made the mistake of going Christmas shopping yesterday in midtown Manhattan. And while I attempted to elbow my way through the crowds of crazy people wearing reindeer horns and talking really loudly...
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The Most Insane Time of the Year
Christmas shopping sucks. It is crowded, hot and everyone is on a mission of their very own. But there are some people that are just too much. On my annual Holiday shopping trip with friends yesterday...
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Just Go Away This Year
In case you didn’t notice, a new year started recently. Times like this we often reflect on what will happen and what changes we hope to make in the new year. I also like to think of it as an...
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My Royal Tirade
A long time ago on a planet known as the Earth people learned that one of the princes of a nation called the United Kingdom was going to marry his long time girlfriend and people got very excited. The...
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Evil Princess
The wedding is over, but the conspiracies have only just begun. Yesterday, a friend of mine posted a comment on facebook about how Kate Middleton looked exactly like Ursula from The Little Mermaid when...
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GUEST POST: Craig’s Friday Five!
Hey everybody! Craig from Puntabulous here! LOL, remember when I used to blog? Anyway, I’m here to bring an end to the week of awesomeness Craig that’s been going on here at Cocky & Rude this week....
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MEATOUT: Have you ever… been a vegan?!
HAPPY MEATOUT! Meatout is the world’s largest grassroots diet education campaign. Today, thousands of caring people in all 50 U.S. states and two dozen other countries encourage their friends,...
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DON’T TRUST THE B—- IN APARTMENT FRIDAY FIVE!
It’s Friday … and that can only mean one thing. It’s time for the Friday Five, MOTHAFUDGERS! First up this week is the breaking news that a company called Applied Clean Tech has developed a system that...
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Grrrrrrrr!
Here’s some (more) stuff that annoys me. Enjoy. Nadia from Bitchin’ Kitchen. Why does she have to talk like that? That exaggerated accent is ridiculous. The guy from the Beastie Boys. That whiny thing...
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Adam Grrrrrrrr’s Too!
Stuff annoys me too. Enjoy! There’s not much that can distract me from Julia Roberts‘ giant mouth. One thing that can? Lily Collins‘ giant eyebrows in Mirror, Mirror. I hate when people write the word...
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It’s Your Friday Five!
This week I turned to you for a Friday Five… and by FSM, you delivered! By the power of Grayskull, I present YOUR Friday Five! Hot problems! We can all relate, I’m sure. These girls are just… awful....
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R.I.P.
Don’t you just hate it when a product you love is discontinued? I do! Here are just a few of my favorite things that no longer exist. Bath Products: Listerex Herbal Facial Scrub kept my face nice and...
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Have You Ever … Had Poor Etiquette?!
How are you celebrating National Etiquette Week (May 14th – May 18th)? Have you been kind to everyone in your life … even those smelly strangers? Is your life bursting at the seams with love, respect...
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Hayley tells the truth … Adam is a twat!
One of my old C&R posts that still gets lots of hits every day is 10 Reasons Why Vaginas Are Gross. It seems that lots of people are searching Google each day to learn why those gaping holes of...
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Things That CREEP Me Out
Here are ten things that CREEP me the hell out: Old timey dolls. What were people thinking in the olden days? Were they trying to scare their children to death? Who would want to wake up to see those...
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